TOPIC: Smallest Dong in the Family

Like some others on these forums, my family is famous in town for their extraordinary circus worthy dongs. My father told me a story from when he was a boy. He said to his father, \"Dad. why are there wooden blocks under grandpa\'s toilet seat?\" My grandfather responded,\" You didn\'t know? Its so when he sits down to take a shit, he doesn\'t get his Dick wet!\"

When i sit down to take a shit, I have to double check that my Dick is actually in the toilet bowl so that i don\'t piss between the bowl and the seat and get my pants all wet. Again. I\'ve always been confused about why my brother and I were exiled by the Cock gods while the rest of the family is chilling on Mount Penolympus. When they\'re making jokes about their huge dicks, I chime in with a comment about how i need 2 hands to jerk off - One for the tweezers and one for the magnifying glass. They die laughing because they think I\'m kidding This is one of the main reasons i was attracted to these forums. I feel like i was deprived of my birthright.

So out of plain curiosity, why have the other members of these forums decided that they\'re lacking in the artillery department? How has this realization affected your life? And for those taking more extreme measures, has the reward been worth the risk?

No hurry my friend. They are improving techniques all the time. Wait until you can really afford it, and plan for contingencies - just in case. Linnesafe is what I\'m planning on doing at 30% with Dr. C, but it\'s been around a while, just improved from their original mixture, which might have been called a different name. I suspect there is nothing wrong with Metacril either, although it may be cheaper they say.

Best of luck with your procedure! Be sure to keep us updated! You going the 30% route? I\'m assuming you\'re going to Dr C. Heard they\'ve got a new filler under the name of linneasafe but I\'m not sure how it compares to what they\'ve been using, which is I think metacril. I\'d love to book an appointment with Dr C but I\'m broke as a joker atm. Maybe when the planets align the penis gods will smile upon me.

I hear ya, for as much time as I committed to it, about a half Inch gain was a heck of a lot of work. I\'ve learned a lot during the process and would do things different if I could, but life moves on and we just have to make the best decisions we can going forward.

Most women don\'t truly care about size, unless a micro penis situation is involved. But even then, some women are okay with that too. Women do not understand what they\'re doing when they say your Flaccid \"wiener is cute...\" They think that\'s a compliment to a man, but they have no clue what it is like to be a man, so... naturally they don\'t understand the hurt these comment can cause. Women who are honest (with themselves and with you) will say that the love connection between you, her state of mind (stress & mood), your foreplay and then finally technique (hitting the right spots) in love making is WAY more important than size, and it\'s not even a close. Success in making love to a woman (regardless of their age) requires starting with gradual hints, flirts, clues, teases throughout the day. Sometimes when I have the time to really focus on my woman in the ways she feels loved and cherished, she\'s ready to go by mid day, then again by evening... Anyway, this isn\'t a forum on relationships per say, so back to the topic of penis size.

When I was first married, my wife referred to my manhood as my \"tally whacker\" or your \"little wiener\". I kindly shared with her that those terms are not particularly endearing to a man and that my penis size was slightly above average. And that the human penis was significantly larger than other primates proportionately. She, growing up with only sisters, could not understand the concern. So I patiently explained male psyche to her and allowed her to ask whatever question she wanted to ask. Even years later she would ask questions that stemmed from that conversation. Carefully... openly, and with thoughtful answers to her questions she really understands me (and men) much better, and refers to my manhood as either \'your Cock\', or (on her own initiative) \'my meat pounder\' or \'pussy pounder\'. Once she referred to it as \"my pleasure pipe\"... Which is much much better...so I told her how naughty/sexy she had become... Anyway,

Kungfudo- I\'m scheduled for the first round of PMMA ten days from now. I\'ve not had any previous work done except the Priapus Shot a month ago, which I plan on doing annually. And yes, a 30% PMMA can make the Flaccid glans look somewhat dwarfed. But the Erect proportions are closer matched (depending on the person). However, they are getting much closer to glans enhancement procedures, and a viable permanent option may be available later in 2015, so upon a subsequent visit for a touch up, I may have some glans work done.

So, you might be wondering. If women don\'t care about penis size so much, why would I be doing PMMA and even bother being on this board? Because it matters more to me, not her. I\'ve been embarrassed with my Flaccid Turtling since junior high and my Flaccid size is uncomfortable. Although my Erect size is above average, my Flaccid size is significantly below average. I shrink to less than 2\" after working out or when cold, and even when riding in the car on a normal day, my Flaccid feels like it\'s going to go inverted inside my pelvis and disappear, so I constantly try to stretch it out. This can be embarrassing around people (as I secretly try to pull it out), so I would like to do something about maintaining a longer Flaccid hang so I don\'t feel compelled to stretch it out all the time. With my kids out of college, I\'m free to do something about it.

kungfudo, 6.5 el is not small at all (is that bone pressed or non bone pressed?), and neither is your 5 Girth. As for your girlfriend, it may be true or not about bigger partners, but almost all girls lie about that sort of shit (its a ploy to make you insecure, \"yeah i\'ve had a few 8 or 9 inchers\" and they know you have practically no way of knowing it it is a lie, its a way of taking you down a peg so to speak ).

timm, 0.6\'\' length is still a gain even if it took a long time to get, and as jake said \"nothing to sneeze at\"

timm97@comcast.net wrote: kungfudo- Your story and measurements sound remarkably similar to mine. I was EL about 5.8\" in 2011, and about 6.4\" now using several PE procedures and Girth from 4.5\" to 4.75\". Which isn\'t a lot of gain in 3.5 years, with dedicated efforts. So I thought about just being happy with my size and maximizing technique and EQ performance or try different procedure(s) to gain size.

I decided on both. Stamina & Technique: Stamina practice- edging, breathing, mind control, study technique, wearing two condoms, ejaculation control, etc. Size: To do PMMA now (to enhance Flaccid hang), then Chem PE to loosen a very tight tunica and ligaments to enhance length as that is available to US citizens.

0.6 Inch in length is nothing to sneeze at . . .

Have you had any PMMA done yet? Some of the results look really good but I\'m worried my glans when soft will look ridiculously dwarfed by the shaft. What are your long term goals for size & length?

kungfudo- Your story and measurements sound remarkably similar to mine. I was EL about 5.8\" in 2011, and about 6.4\" now using several PE procedures and Girth from 4.5\" to 4.75\". Which isn\'t a lot of gain in 3.5 years, with dedicated efforts. So I thought about just being happy with my size and maximizing technique and EQ performance or try different procedure(s) to gain size.

I decided on both. Stamina & Technique: Stamina practice- edging, breathing, mind control, study technique, wearing two condoms, ejaculation control, etc. Size: To do PMMA now (to enhance Flaccid hang), then Chem PE to loosen a very tight tunica and ligaments to enhance length as that is available to US citizens.

Thanks for the replies! I\'ve seen my fathers before and that thing is a chunker lmao. Several friends of the family have made comments over the years about the family dong. Especially after my dad threw a toga party with no underwear.

My current size is about 6.5 EL and i want to say about 5.0 EG but i dont have a tape measure unfortunately. Could just barely cram it into a TP roll if i really pushed.

As far as PE i have tried some manual stretching but never invested in a stretcher or anything. All i can think of is the movie Braveheart when Mel Gibson is being stretched and disemboweled and idk if my peter belongs in a medieval torture device kidding aside, i think my length is more than sufficient for what ill be using it for. Girth is what i feel like i\'m lacking. Sometimes i feel like i have an unhealthy obsession with it.

My GF says she loves it - been together about 1.5 years and have had a great sex life throughout. But of course im not her biggest. In high school she was all about the stud Cock army guys.. when she talks about some of her encounters i feel like i cant satisfy her to the fullest. This is one of the reasons ive been considering PMMA, aside for the fact i think it would save me some sanity. Im constantly looking at my terrible Flaccid hang. Definitely a Grower. My GF even told me once that my soft penis is \"so cute.\" Not exactly what a guy wants to hear about his fish spear.

From how you\'ve described it it sounds like they might be joking. Do they really have a reputation for being well-endowed or is that what your dad and other male members of your family have told you?

I joined this forum in 2011 feeling inadequate about my size but the more I\'ve posted on this forum and other PE forums I\'ve come to appreciate my size to the extent where I am very grateful for the size I am now and my previous starting size.

Have you heard of PE? As in penis exercise?

it sounds like it is all just joking (?) the men in my family are always joking about big dicks and stuff ( most guys do) but i have seen (most of) their Flaccid penises at some point and that is how i know they are only joking about having godzilla cocks, lol. Have you actually seen one of their penises to know they are huge? Also, what is your current size (Girth and length)?

I\'m dying to run off and get it done but I feel like I should wait until I can afford at least 2 procedures plus travel and then some.. for the time being I think I\'ll just focus on education and a career before I worry about it.