TOPIC: Had 20% PMMA - concerned it doesn't feel natural

Zayne wrote:
[/QUOTE]\"I liked Sizemic\'s rationale, mentioned in previous thread, about how his thickness is the accidental result of Priapism. I have taken creative license with that one, and Skyped several women I will be revisiting, portraying myself as \"Penis Peter Parker\" of sorts, having been bitten by a black widow, and now sporting a superhero\'s Phallus.\" Messageman wrote:I decided to take it one step further, and this (using my creative license) is what I came up with on the subway today: The Amazing Adventures of SUPER SCHLONG The Beginning

Struggling pharmaceutical researcher, Zayne, freshly demoted for yet another lackluster year of poor results and unfortunates mishaps, finds himself relegated to the dreaded nightshift in a shoebox sized company laboratory located in the basement of an old, decrepit building in the worst part of New York city.

With only the sound of the faint go-go music of the neighboring strip club to keep him company, Zayne continued on his decade long quest of making a groundbreaking formula that he hoped would assist in human tissue rejuvenation and growth. So many times Zayne felt he had the right solution, only to be disappointed with repeated, humiliating failures.
This time however would be different; he felt it in his bones. Utilizing a new mysterious substance, just recently discovered in the remotest part of the Amazon jungle, his new concoction showed much more promise than any of its predecessors. In all its preliminary experiments, astoundingly the compound was able to promote tissue enhancement and growth so quickly and completely, it was as if someone waved a magic wand and made it manifest instantaneously. And perhaps what was just as extraordinary (and even spooky) about this magical serum was the fact it gave off an eerie supernatural glow and heat. Almost as if it were a living, breathing organism unto itself.
Zayne held up the test tube containing the new magical medicine and gazed at itwith such awe, intensity, and reverence, one would think he was holding the Holy Grail itself.
\"This is it! my gift to humanity! Think of how this will revolutionizemedical care! Burn victims could be made whole again! And just think of the implications for things such as emergency first-aid or even general plasticsurgery. The possibilities are endless! \"
Zayne put the test tube gently down on the counter and softly continued,\"Next step, testing on human subjects.\"
Just then, his stomach began to growl.
\"First things first though, I need some food\"
He quickly rang up \"Yummy\" Chinese food restaurant.
\"I hope that sexy Chinese delivery chick delivers again. The way she was eyeing me last time, I think I might have a shot of getting her out on a date.\"
Sadly though, Zayne was in complete denial with regards to the affiliation he had with his Asian crush. In fact, the chances of Zayne having any relationship with her beyond that of a monetary exchange for (admittedly) crappy Chinese take-out was exactly zero-point-zero. Being the diminutive, unconfident, nerdy research assistant that he was, Zayne was unfortunately the polar opposite of the guys this sexy vixen was attracted to, which were large, athletic, and very well endowed Alpha Males. Yes, it looked as if poor Zayne would never have the chance of dipping his egg roll into her sweet sauce, bar any miracle that is.

Ding Dong...the food arrived less than 30 minutes later.
Zayne was very excited at the prospect of seeing that Shanghai Surprise of a delivery girl ...So excited in fact, that as soon as he heard the first ding of the doorbell, he jumped up like a jack-in-the-box, accidentally knocking overthat priceless concoction that was lying on the table onto his lap.
\"Ahhhhhhhhh\" Zayne screamed in Pain. Indeed the ostensible acidic liquid couldn\'t have found a more dangerous and painful spot to land on.Shockingly. It actually started to eat through the fabric of his pants, then his underwear, and then finally his....Penis! Ouch!
\"Noooooo, the pain!\"
He quickly threw off his pants and doused his penis and Balls with cold water,but to absolutely no avail. The reddish colored liquid wouldn\'t come off! Miraculously though, less than a few seconds later, the pain completely dissipated as fast as it hit. And even more fantastic, the thick gooey formula, instead of burning and eating though his penis, started to be inexplicably absorbed by the tissue of his penis.
As Zayne\'s penis quickly soaked up the liquid (almost as it were a sponge), his penis amazingly grew thicker and longer. He looked down at what was once a very average, unremarkable member, and what he saw both terrified and mesmerized him
\"Unbelievable! This can\'t be!\". Yes, his penis was growing exponentially. 7, 8, 9 inches, and it wasn\'t stopping!

Just then, the front door of the lab swung open. It was the hot dragon girl holding his Chinese takeout.
\"Everything ok here?\" her choppy Chinese accent and poor English grammar bounced off the walls, piercing the deafening silence that had suddenly fallen onto the room.

She hesitantly stepped into the room . Her face was screaming fear andconfusion but she continued on. \"I hear big voice and think somebody needhelp\".
From the relative safety of the entrance, her seductive almond eyes methodically examined the tiny laboratory, looking for any trace of who had been making those blood curtling sounds just a few seconds before.
\"Anybody here?\" There was no reply.
She shrugged her shoulders, said something in Chinese and turned around toleave.
Just then there was a small noise in the bathroom, directly opposite the frontdoor. She turned around, facing the door.
\"You OK?' There was no reply.
Listen, you no come out, I call police'OK I call Police!\"
\"Don\'t do that please.\" Zayne finally spoke. His voice was weak and pained.The girl stepped back startled.
\"Are you ok?\" , she asked with genuine concern
\"I don\'t know.\" Zayne honestly replied.
She then garnered all her courage andslowly made her way to the front of the bathroom, took a deep breath, and very carefully opened the unlocked door, just enough to be able to peer in and be able to see Zayne standing there on the light blue linoleum floor in the middleof the dimly lit room. He looked terribly frightened and confused. His hair and face were so soaked with perspiration. one would think somebody had thrown abucket of water on him. His shirt was torn and unbuttoned, and around his waist was his own hastily tied white lab coat.
\"You feel pain Mr. Zayne?, she asked gingerly asked, all the while still holding the large brown paper bag containing Zayne\'s Chinese food (sauce onside).
\"Not really, just a little faint.\" With that Zayne wobbled a bit having to put his hand on wall to keep himself from completely falling over .
The Girl motioned over to him to help him regain his balance. With all the confusion, the lab coat loosened, falling off his torso, onto the top of his feet. Zayne was so out of it, he didn\'t even notice.
He looked at the delivery girl\'s breathtakenly beautiful oval face and whispered,
\"Thank you very much\", and deeply bowed.
She didn\'t reply. In fact she wasn\'t even looking at him...Well at least not his face. She was instead looking at the remarkable sight below his waist.
\"The lab coat!!!\", Zayne, suddenly realized in horror that he was completely nude from the waist down!
\"I can explain...You see, I was working on an experiment, and by accident I hit the table and...\"
The sexy Eastern sweetie was not taking in anything of what he was saying. In fact she wasn\'t even trying to. Every ounce of her life blood energy was being put into focusing on what had now morphed into an elephantine penis Hanging between Zayne\'s legs. His manhood was absolutely enormous! Over a foot long Flaccid and thick as a soda can, it astonishingly gave off the very same glow and warmth that mysterious magical formula did.
The speechless oriental delight stood there transfixed. Her mouth half open,her eyes bulged out. Not with fear or disgust as one would expect, but rather unalloyed, primal lust. She felt a desperate craving she had never felt in her 23 years of life.Not only was Zayne\'s penis prodigious,, but it also possessed hypnotic qualities. Once any woman sees Zayne's 'schlong' and is touched by the\'glow', she could never resist it. Yes, SUPER SCHLONG was born, and the world would never be the same!
It looks like Zayne may get that sweet sauce after all. To be continued (some day)

It\'s 4 am and I decided to read up on \'lack, desire, and PMMA.\' I did not expect to be lampooned:

\"Being the diminutive, unconfident, nerdyresearch assistant that he was, Zayne was unfortunately the polar opposite of the guys this sexy vixen was attracted to, which were large, athletic, and very well endowed Alpha Males.\"

Don\'t I know it!

\"The speechless oriental delight stood there transfixed. Her mouth half open,her eyes bulged out. Not with fear or disgust as one would expect, but rather unalloyed, primal lust. She felt a desperate craving she had never felt in her 23 years of life.Not only was Zayne\'s penis prodigious,, but it also possessed hypnotic qualities. Once any woman sees Zayne's 'schlong' and is touched by the\'glow', she could never resist it.\"

Added: \"Somehow, with inhibition now replaced by boldness borne of the life-altering vision before her, she peeped out complete thoughts, \"You have ruined me for all other men. You are irreplaceable. I will pine for you every time I am with another man hereafter.\"

I still wish you had used your powers of writing to finish your personal account in your log rather than expose my naked ambition of world domination and a huge schlong. I have been de-gloved of an ego. Thank you! I hope nobody psychoanalyzes you as one who likely is creatively under-stimulated by his choice of profession, haha.

LOLHope you enjoyed it Zayne!